straight people are so weird wtf like heres a drawing of two animals in love but one has eyelashes so you know these are Straight Animals
one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad
#hello mtv welcome to my crib #that’s my wall of sadness right there #here’s my other wall of sadness #oh this paint color? #I call it ”drinking myself into oblivion” #look I’m starting a flower garden!
an ancient and terrible curse.
Oglaf makes my fucking life better.
Stop saying that “sex is a basic human need”.
sex is a basic human need because i base my entire world view on fifty year old psychology papers and my boner
also i’m pretty sure you’re suffering from a black bile imbalance and we should probably get you some liver oil or leeches